Name:  Robert Madden

Position:  Centre Midfield

D.O.B:  2.1.74

Previous Clubs:  Perthshire, Vale of Clyde, St.Anthonys

Real Job:  Project CoOrdinator for Renfrewshire Council

Tell us a secret:  I would like to adopt Willie Bowler

Saint or Sinner on pitch:  Sinner

Favourite player at club:  Willie Bowler

Worst/Best hairdo at club:  Gary Seymour(worst), Darren Quigley(best)

Worst/Best dress sense:  Willie Bowler(worst), Me(best)

Who hogs the mirror:  Barry Keenan

Most embarrassing moment in football:  Too many to mention

Ambitions in football:  Win Champions League with Celtic. Play in Super League with Vics

All time hero:  Henrik Larsson

If you could tell the manager one thing what would it be:  Pick me

One item you couldn't live without:  My shin guards, for some reason people enjoy kicking me

All your team mates are on a doomed flight you only have two parachutes who do you save and why:  Me and Bowler, life would be dull without Willie

If you could have someone play you in your life story who would it be and why:  Willie Bowler, cause I think he'd like to be me or Brad Pitt for the resemblance alone

Most printable nickname:  Dynamo

What is the best shout you have had from the fans:  Don't think I've ever had one

In five words describe yourself:  Enthusiastic, determined, funny, self centred, lovable